32 Weeks

No wonder you're starting to feel huge — it's crowded in there! The growing pressure on your bladder may mean frequent trips to the loo — which can make a good night's sleep difficult. You may be gaining around 500g/ 1lb a week now and roughly half of that goes right to your baby. In fact, he'll gain a third to half of his birth weight during the next seven weeks, fattening up for survival outside the womb. Thanks to these fatty deposits, his skin is getting plumper and looking healthier.

Mid Life Crises ... Solved ...

When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,

"Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.

"Now we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman.

She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV."

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid life crisis.

Hehehe! MEN! Really couldn't get it.. Why do men are very particular bout having hot chicks.. as if they can maintain their 'HOTness' tru their lifetime.. daaaaaaa....(with such an annoying style :P)

How to Get Men to Save Money

One of the most brilliant idea i've ever came across.. ehhehe! But what about women? We won't keep this kind of money long enough in our purse, got to do shopping each time we have it! hahhaha...

Dr Phil Test

The boredom in the office forced me to dig out my inbox. Found the Dr Phil test in excel format and 'layannn....' :p The result are as follows; haha..quite true aa??

31 Weeks

Your baby's arms, legs and body continue to fill out -- and they are finally proportional in size to her head. She weighs about 3.3 pounds/1.5 kilograms and looks more like a newborn. She measures about 16 inches/ 41 centimetres from crown to toe.

You may notice your baby isn't moving around as much. Don't worry; she's just running out of space in your uterus. As long as you can feel her squirming, you'll know she's just fine. Believe it or not, she still has plenty of growing to do. You can expect her to gain at least two more pounds/900 grams before delivery.

Humor in Marriage

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's the wife's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with. - Kathleen Mifsud

Any husband who says. "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. - Bill Cosby

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. - Rita Rudner

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. - Benjamin Franklin

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. - Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - George Burns

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the swimming pool." - Henny Youngman

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henny Youngman

I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman. - Erma Bombeck

At a party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? " The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man." - Anonymous


What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 40 pounds. - Cindy Garner


Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a big gut, and still think they are beautiful. - Anonymous

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. - Ann Bancroft

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

30 Weeks

Good news — at this point your baby's lungs and digestive tract are nearly mature, meaning she'll do much better in the event of premature birth. Researchers also believe your baby can actually see now, in utero, but no one knows exactly how much she can make out. She's also becoming more cramped in your uterus and less able to move so freely, although when she does move, it's very noticeable.

29 Weeks

Your baby's head is getting bigger and his brain is developing billions of neurons (important for later learning) at an amazing rate. His nutritional needs are growing too. To meet his body's demands, you'll need plenty of protein, vitamin C, folic acid and iron. His bones in particular are soaking up lots of calcium right now, so drink your milk (or if you don't like the taste, try calcium-enriched orange juice).

"Ini Rindu"

Heheh..semalam nyanyi2 ngan b lagu ni.. lama tak dgr.. cari kat youtube ada plak version nih.. hahaha.. the rapping sempoi habis.. sampai nangis2 gelak.. hehehhe.. E.N.J.O.Y!!! :p

Ini Rindu by Farid Harja

Sebelum aku tahu akan artinya cinta
Terlena ku dibawa nya ke sana
Setelah dia pergi baru aku mengerti
Kutelah jatuh cinta kepadanya

Reff :
Ooooo…aku rindu
katakan pada nya aku rindu
Ooo burung nyanyikan lah
katakan pada nya aku rindu

Rap :
Apabila cinta singgah di hati
Bola mata sesat ku tak memandang
Melihat api seperti air
Dan melihat air laksana api
Meskipun banyaknya nasehat asmara
Namun tiada ada satupun pengobat rindu
Telingapun tuli mata jadi buta
Begitunya panasnya demam asmara
Mulutpun bisu lidah pun keluh
Karena cinta

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