Your Passport Is on the Net!

Oh my God! Believe it or not.. u can find any persons passport via Internet connected to the Schengen databases - even without any password !


Isn't it supposed to be P&C info?

Just found my own passport with Passport Number, Picture and all other details. Go and try to search yours here

This has to be stop!

Fuel vs Wallet

Mid Life Crises ... Solved ...

When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,

"Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.

"Now we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman.

She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV."

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid life crisis.

Hehehe! MEN! Really couldn't get it.. Why do men are very particular bout having hot chicks.. as if they can maintain their 'HOTness' tru their lifetime.. daaaaaaa....(with such an annoying style :P)

How to Get Men to Save Money

One of the most brilliant idea i've ever came across.. ehhehe! But what about women? We won't keep this kind of money long enough in our purse, got to do shopping each time we have it! hahhaha...

Humor in Marriage

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's the wife's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with. - Kathleen Mifsud

Any husband who says. "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. - Bill Cosby

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. - Rita Rudner

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. - Benjamin Franklin

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. - Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - George Burns

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the swimming pool." - Henny Youngman

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henny Youngman

I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman. - Erma Bombeck

At a party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? " The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man." - Anonymous


What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 40 pounds. - Cindy Garner


Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a big gut, and still think they are beautiful. - Anonymous

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. - Ann Bancroft

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

B.I.G!

“Do I look any bigger today?”

That’s like saying “Does this dress make my butt look fat?”Yes, yes you look bigger today! How could you not? You have a baby! In your belly!